| friend: | sorry, I can't hang out anymore |
| me: | but I showered for you |
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
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He’s on his way
beep beep motherfucker
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how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
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my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
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